2005-04-29 - 12:17 a.m.
Never try to eat lobster while stoned. Man that shit freaked me out. It was staring at me, rigid like. I could have sworn that it was going to come to life and claw at my nose. I was lucky enough that somebody took it off my hands, and traded it for a piece of chicken. We were all having paella anyway, so the switchero was pretty easy. Very Seinfeldian-"What am I going to do with all this paella?"
One person out tonight seemed to be on a first date. The guy gets thumbs down in my book. He's seems pretty flacid, with no personality, but then he tries too hard to cover that. Seems like a slimeball. Ok, that might be unfair and too pre-judgemental, but that what Gazoo tells me, and he's usually right.
So as I move up the educational ladder, my sense of humour becomes more crass and juvenile. I was remembering today, and laughing my ass off, of a pizza place back home. It was called Tito's Pizza, and somebody kept on stealing the 'o'. Most humourous....
